Moss in a Cowboys uniform.

Or here's another idea - start the world series on a Monday, and only lose ratings for Game 1 and 6.

As with most things baseball, I blame Tim McCarver

@AzureTexan: I would have gone with Herschel Walker

This is the week I won't actually want to rage-toss my television out the window because of stupid Fox commentating.

@Body By Bacardi:

@AgentRayBans: I went the other way. Fable III now, Fallout later.

His mom thinks he's cool

I hear the Mets are hiring

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: delayed reaction laugh on that one.

...In school you would have to go to class, football practice and then study hall.

I've always wanted to ask this -

Some people will do anything to "earn" their star.

@Arctic16: Ruins the whole experience.

Cowherd just dropped this at 10:02 -

Shinobi for Sega Genesis

@slanket: anyone with a center-aligned serifed font email signature can ever be trusted

site crashed?

I haven't seen it, but I would bet good money the New York Post back page has "Tort for Tart" written on it.

My explanation -