I wonder what she was like before the dark crystal sucked out her life force.

@TheGodMachine: Tah Dah!

Oh, you mean the 25th ranked Virginia Tech Hokies?

@Da_Mang: Well, if Moose is to be believed, then players should respect each other enough to not hit each other with any kind of force.

I hate to say this - thank you Tony Siragusa for speaking logically to correct Darryl Johnston's diatribe of horseshit.

@BirdLaw: Dunta Robinson is lucky to have a neck at this point

As a professional hater, the visible pain on Urban Meyer's face last night will sustain me for months.

If Warren Ellis is cool with it, who am I to complain?

Fear the Bear!

Did somebody say "Kill all humans"?

Starro!

That last paragraph is about as accurate a depiction there is of my attempt to try the multiplayer portion.

The Roman Catholic Church - your arbiters of truthiness since the First Council of Ephesus in 431

Cowherd says the validness of the story is suspect, based on the fact that you posted his cell phone number on the site.

So the Slayers are infesting Tampa Bay now? Bummer

"Save the Robots" is also a delightful song by the Disco Biscuits.

@BeefSupreme: awesome adjectives

@FutbolGenius: knockers

A land shark, a bear, or a mannequin.

So if its for reference, its called a "library."