@Texpatriate: Is that official Dethklok brand kitty litter?

Good to see "Scare the Shit Out of You Fridays" is still going strong here at Gizmodo

You had me at "capsule made from water-soluble manure"

@InSinSeer: drank it. local liquor store in Providence had a run on it for $1 a six-pack.

@VegasWasteland: oh goodie! guess what I'm going to go see the doctor for tomorrow?!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: is the prime minister speaking at the UN?

@VegasWasteland: alright, I have to know - at what point did you realize that maybe this was something worse than a headache?

It's not really Liefeld-ian if it has ankles.

@DickMcPrick: we've got nice cheerleaders, so its more like taking the rolls of nickels

@cromartie: monkey knife fights don't bet on themselves

@Ghost_of_Blackjacker: maybe she's a third-shifter working OT?

Some static started, on Dover pit row, because Kevin Harvick hit Denny Hamlin's ride, with the No. 11 Fed Ex Toyota.

@BruschisBrewsky: I think him being on IR 80% of the time kind of skews the data

@ithyphallus, 13382: not so much Lean, as slightly askewed

As an entity, I hate Boston College with every fiber of my being.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +1 thunderbolt, -5 charisma

It's like he's describing the faerie kingdom of Lost-Hope in Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

Michael Vick Is The Best Football Player In The Universe Ever

@Murray Hewitt: winner!

@GalacticPope: the soap:mouth method of blog commenting punishment. I'll miss it, as well