I had a similar imap IP issue on my gmail - turns out it was me using 3g to get email on my iphone.

Let me get this right; a highly-compensated Redskin free agent is failing to live up to expectation?

So you had a shot to take out McCarver, and you didn't?

@norbizness: I'm sorry, but I just started laughing at the thought of him at church extolling the refreshing taste of Budweiser.

Finest set of mandals I've seen in a while

I thought charging $19.16 for Easter Eggs was particularly in bad taste.

I've got this. The conversation where my doctor tried to get me to go under the knife was entertaining to say the least.

BOOM goes the awkwardness!

@Weirdwolf: you never see ninja. that's the whole point

World Cup practice is off to a great start

@Hustler of Culture: I beleive that's Martin Lawrence.

@Silent Q: and of course, Whip Superman's Ass

Dario, I'm not sure how to break this to you.

@suburbancowboy: I hear this alot, always mean to ask this:

Contrary to what you may have heard, The Guitarist is not actually playing "Chelsea Dagger"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I see you've moved on from famous composers.

She's your only friend

Almost half of division I schools in the NCAA go to bowls.

Black Manta: Yankees fan

I should have realized those naked pics of Weed Against Speed could only carry me so far.