"I was hitting him on the nose and head, trying to hurt him. And every time I hit him he was scraping me and just pulling on my boots."

@DirkToberFest: I respect your view, but disagree with your approach.

@Milton_Bradley_Fighting_Vehicl...: in both cases, I would still be finishing too early

@ShinGetterPoPo: this is about as wonderful a description of both the game and the movie as I've ever read.

I wouldn't classify writing "Fuck Face" on the bottom of my bat as risky behavior.

How much uglification can one face take?

Pic 18 - the moment before Tyrod, or rather QB 5 runs around the field for 30 seconds before running out of bounds for a three yard gain.

Girl or Guy Shepard?

Well done. But remember, internet fame is fleeting. Book royalties are forever!

@bevraj of choice: +1

@BillyColeSlaw: OH MY GOD I STILL SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES!

@Elster's Army: Wow. Well done

Too late. Deactivated the account last week. Feels awesome to be done with it.

I think we reached the peak of sports chants with "Jesus Can't Play Rugby"

@I Party With Smoot: Tom DeLay

@Jouen: its amazing that my stress level goes up even thinking about that. I'm like the gaming equivalent of Pavlov's Dog

@Mitchell, Noonan, D'Annunzio: wow, that takes me back.

Buddy Cianci, then mayor of Providence, spoke for part of my graduation.

@Kariodude: +1

@TraMaI: I like to imagine that somewhere there is a person with the title of Helmet Design Engineer.