That font...

I must go wash after voting for a damned Mustang.

How can $1,700 be a CP? It could be missing a door and the wheels before it could be a CP.

Well, there's your problem.

That's a lot of history to carry, but fortunately the Civic sedan has a pretty capacious boot. This one also seems to have all its trim and looks to be in great shape, at least aesthetically. The seller does claim that comes with the ORIGINAL ALLOY WHEELS & CENTER CAPS and I for one would love to see those. The wheels…

Buick Roadmaster Wagon. Because Corvette V8!

Roadkill would approve.

Think about it this way...from Buick's point of view they now have their car featured on Jalopnik. Would a traditional, feature or image-based ad garner a Jalop post and the accompanying commentary? Likely not. So you may not feel as though you can relate to this ad, but that was never the intention. This is exactly…

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in vent.

...ever?

Volkswagen CC

#11 Swear vigorously...

Why does everyone think IPA style beers are the nectar of the gods? IPA's suck.

For some clarification, I'm the owner of the car and Chris rented a co-drive from me. The wheel and lugs are all oem, and were torqued properly. In an earlier run, while I was driving, we caught a rut and the wheel bent some at the hub, but was not interfering with the brakes, so we went with it. That may have been a…

or maybe a Doge Viper?

My runner up unbelievable car fact is that the last two Editors in Chief of a major automotive website don't actually own cars.

British Leland Land, The half the rides are unfinished, the completed rides break down intermittently and for no good reason, only 25% of the lighting works, there are oil reflecting pools. and the workers strike several times a day setting the trash cans on fire. It would be really really fun.

I feel most problems associated with highway driving can be solved with a train horn retrofit to your car. Guy cuts you off? Blast the train horn. Someone driving slowly in the left lane? train horn. Bored? train horn. Semi doesn't honk when you throw out the "honk the horn!" arm movement? train horn.

Some company needs to use billboards and adopt the old Burma Shave ad campaign.