I’m here for the inside jokes featuring bloggers who haven’t worked here in over a decade

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

But do they match the drapes?

Did you greet him with "Have a seat over there" ?

“Georgetown, we have jobs, and no ‘artist’ isn’t a job if no one pays you for it”

I loved Georgetown until Sun City

I like Georgetown, just north of Austin. Sleepy little community with some pretty good BBQ in its own right, with its own slogan: “Keep Georgetown Normal.”

the moment arm is less if they are on the wing than fuselage

One cannot wrench on a VW without bloodshed.

“I miss my Pontiac Aztek!” *

“The great inconvenience we placed upon our customers was truly inexcusable.”

Around America, the cries of men’s souls drowned out the sounds of their penises retreating into their innards to save them from the onslaught of cylinder reduction

Here you see one of nature’s rarest sights: A garbage bag giving birth to an Aztek. Once the proud mother is finished, she’ll begin the next phase in her life life, flapping aimlessly through the breeze, before finding the upper branches of a tree to nest in and ultimately disintegrating.

Kaizen came to America and became kaizhit.

They look like BBS RX-R wheels painted black....

Hell, in VA the 17mph over part would probably have sent her to jail.

If you’re a true Jalop, you always have wanted an Old Volvo.

I feel your pain. I needed 8 garage spaces but wanted to live in a normal suburban home. First I looked for homes with extra land to build a detached garage but that didn’t work out (not enough space, covenants, or access issues). I found a large almost-finished spec home in a suburban development. When I went to the…

Yes but long hoses are heavy. Ask me how I know.

Where’s the story about trying the flush a peacock down the toilet?