Ford WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

Do I need an orange-over-black Hakosuka Skyline GT-R in my life? No. Very technically, I can survive without it. A sad, hollow survival, but survival nonetheless.

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Is that a Gundam in stealth mode?

When the Dancing Shark found his career floundering (see what I did there?), he eventually settled down, got married, and started a family. But always, lingering in the background, was the knowledge of what might have been...

Redneck bosozoku?

This is so sad. Condolences to his family.

Haha ya I would hate to be on the business end of that fucking gun. Although if one round hit you , you would probably just fucking pop like watermelon vs Gallaghers mighty hammer. Your head would be a football field away from your nutsack!

No, this is the baby brother to the baby brother to the GAU-8.

Don’t forget the seriously unneeded whitening of a fan favorite:

Real Chinese food is nothing like Chinese food in the West. NOTHING LIKE IT.

E chi cazz(y)o(do) è quel capellone?

Mike Pence approved!

So basically everyone would look like a cross breed between a Snub Nose monkey and Chuck Liddell. Nice.

*quietly recalling all the times I rode in the back of our station wagon laying on the floor and wondering how I’m alive....

I find much Kinja/Gawker content very annoying, but its ongoing support of Roadkill is happily appreciated.

That would fit for a “Big O” movie, Roger Smith’s (No, dammit. Not American Dad. The what if Bruce Wayne wasn’t unrealistically rich and wealthy and was cool and not deranged leaning towards insane.) car. the Griffon.