Don’t forget the seriously unneeded whitening of a fan favorite:

Real Chinese food is nothing like Chinese food in the West. NOTHING LIKE IT.

a dragon to dig channels and a giant turtle to haul mud

I’m not sure that’s a reasonable assumption. Selfishness & violence are not unique traits to humanity on this planet

Io9's atmosphere collapsed when it was rolled into Gizmodo...

WTF. That’s all you can about this.

E chi cazz(y)o(do) è quel capellone?

Mike Pence approved!

I can’t wait until season 3 when he accidentally kills his dad and starts Age of Apocalypse.

Oh Little Lulu he loves you-lu just the same.

Hooray for Asians though. You hardly ever see actresses like her on tv.

Is anyone still impressed with the trailers with the downtempo, acoustical/creepy versions of old rock hits (usually sung by a breathy female vocalist)?

Don’t care. I watched Blair Witch in the theater. I loved watching how much people got into it. The film really succeeded at feeling like we were watching real people to its credit. The gimmick was fun then, but I could care less now.

That would fit for a “Big O” movie, Roger Smith’s (No, dammit. Not American Dad. The what if Bruce Wayne wasn’t unrealistically rich and wealthy and was cool and not deranged leaning towards insane.) car. the Griffon.