Oh, he definitely earned the reputation he has, but let’s be honest: his career was not started in what you’d call an auspicious way. With the exception of the Original Trilogy, there’s very little back there at the beginning worth mentioning. Everything he’s done since then has been about getting work and doing the…

So can somebody explain those valentine’s day heart candies that taste like chalk?

So Darkness Falls?

There, that’s much better...

Sounds good dude, I found some instructions.

This, friends, is a 1978 Nissan Fairlady Z, or a Datsun 280ZX as we would call it here in America. What a machine.

Nope, paper chain Wolverine always wins. Look at how happy he is!

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Or grab the stick out of his hands, break it without pause, and then tell him to run... And then for the next month or so, Google’s Self-driving cars keep driving past his house very slowly, while stray Roomba lawnmower robots keep chugging up hockey stick splinters on his lawn.

Now I want a robot that can run up to me to give me a hug.

Imagine one of these coming at you with a bunch of buzz saws attached to it.

surfers spending all waking hours surfing, or artists spending all waking hours drawing... yeah those obsessive fucks... how dare they do the thing they like!