AstrosShambles
AstrosShambles
AstrosShambles

So multiple places to pick up fat chicks. They already have plenty of that in Waco.

it's okay. Baylor also told them that they had women who are willing to do the sex.

"Still, he's no Dan Marino" — drunk Dolphin fan, somewhere, unsure of whether he buys his own bullshit

The Deadspin March Madness Bracket. Still keeps on ticking.

Baylor is a third place 8-1 team with a 14-point conference loss to 6-5 West Virginia. OSU just clinched their division and is going to the conference championship. (But you are quite correct in TCU.)

I choose to believe that the reason Rivers has played so well today has to do with the other part of the tribute: replacing the audio feed in his helmet with Good Riddance on a loop.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

BURN IN HELL.

You are the absolute worst person who has ever lived.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

Oh, sure, one kid dies from a football head injury and everybody's talking about it. Meanwhile, hundreds of other West Virginia high schoolers are suffering traumatic brain injuries everyday, but for some reason no one is talking about banning pre-algebra.

So is that his girlfriend you've got a picture of?