In my mind, he was never going to make it without Christa. But that was solved when they got separated for all ofthree minutes.

I do love how Christa hip shot the teenage girl mid-pleading for her life. I'm not sure if I audibly said something like, "fuck yea" when it happened, but I'm sure I at the least grinned at…

The real joke here is that there was no joke, and he's trying to pretend there was a joke, so he isn't the butt of the joke. No joke.

That's why there's the age old rule in media that you don't kill dogs or children. Which was snarkily implied by the new fella in orange.

Well, they purposely aged her in subtle ways. Her eyes are more almond shaped now to be more feminine instead of round like a child's. They changed her lip shape to be more feminine. When it progresses past the 16 months later portion, they take her out of the "stalkings with a skirt" outfit and gives her jeans, as…

Perhaps it was the "weasel like thing they were cooking." Baby does after all taste of chicken.

Yea, about 90% of people did, but it's the follow up that's important. Whether you said you wouldn't tell, or tell her that she should be nicer to you from now on. Depending on the answer, it could totally twist that option with how it's taken.

Something I've seen in a number of LP's is the fact that people aren't catching the guy on the river bank in the "Beastie Toys" jacket. Who was the leader from the 400 days DLC.

No worries, gives me something to do, working out of the home office leading up to the holidays really drags on.

Editing your post already? What, your first inarticulate response wasn't good enough that you had to edit it to appear less of a mental midget?

You're unable to respond in an articulate manner regarding your original post, so you accuse the person of simply "not getting it" when you had no joke to "not get" in the first place. Then when you're pointed out as being not funny, you resort to an ad hominem response regarding age. One of the quickest and most…

It's hard for a joke to go over someone's head when it fell flat to begin with.

You're likely told to deal with it, because there is an option in place for people to filter out non-news.

If you're not utilizing said feature, that's your fault. If you're ignorant of it's existence, just click on "Kotaku Core" in the top left. If you're aware of it's existence and are continuing to not use it;…

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Try it out, you'll be far more pleased with your reading experience and so will we.

As a Clash fan (my ringtone is Should I Stay or Should I Go), the only song that came into my head was the one intended.

Again, while Skyrim is quite Germany shaped, it's very Nordic. We Germans are not Nords =P Nor are we Bavarian....for the most part.

Wow, the comprehension level is off the mark in so many ways here. No, as stated, I'm German. The "Unification to the current Germany" took roughly forty years if you're speaking in regards to post WW2. Now, regarding "national identity" being homogenized and "largely forgotten," I have to wonder as to whether you've…

You're really grasping at straws here in attempts to build something larger. Again, Skyrim, as a completely different franchise than LotR, are not based on each other. The idea that, "Lord of the Rings has everything to do with Northern Europe and its languages" could very well be true, for that setting in particular,…

Um, that's a map of Skyrim. It's just a Skyrim map, in German. It has nothing to do with LotR.

Glad I could provide a little entertainment =)

Multiplayer for pirated games usually doesn't work unless someone can provide a simulated server, or it has a land option, then you can use an app like Tunngle to trick your machine into thinking it can directly connect with other pcs without actually being on a lan.

That said, I've likely been playing around with the…