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This was also a great example of why the Sunday Night Football crew are the best in the business. Two seconds after the play, they had a replay queued up centered on Ware's move with Collinsworth explaining the fake spin to the audience, pretty much in real time. Compare that to what Phil Simms would have brought to

I had the KitchenAid and liked it well enough, but since we got the VitaMix I've been legitimately shocked by the difference. The KitchenAid is great for smoothies, shakes and margaritas , but try blending watercress or celery and you'll find that it simply doesn't have the oomph to pulverize plant fibers and come

I had the KitchenAid and liked it well enough, but since we got the VitaMix I've been legitimately shocked by the

Vitamix 5200 is the choice, end of discussion. I never understood how it could be worth it until I used one - making watercress soup, or hummus, in this vs. a $120 KitchenAid will make you realize that the KitchenAid is the ripoff. And the 750 series can't do anything that the 5200 can't do, it just does it with

Vitamix 5200 is the choice, end of discussion. I never understood how it could be worth it until I used one -

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that hopes you won't call his wife because he doesn't want there to be any misunderstandings.

The biggest problem Yeungling has in Boston is that we already have a once-regional, now-mass-marketed hometown lager for our baseball-becapped bros, available on tap at every bar within a 200-mile radius (it seems to be a legal requirement), and by any objective measure, Sam Adams Boston Lager is better than

You'll know it's real when Brady starts working it into the snap counts.

Spanking your kid, or disciplining him with a switch, is called "parenting." Did Peterson discipline his son, or beat his son? Yes, there is a difference, and as of now it is legitimately too soon to know.

Huh. So that's where Jacksonville is.

Ten figures is a lot of figures - more than Pierce has made, certainly. He's allegedly worth around $70 million, which is a lot, but not enough to never run out of money.

Flying a chartered Boeing that goes for $5,000-$10,000 an hour is why athletes go broke.

My favorite thing about German: the fact that "Video-Highlights" is a word.

Jeez, NSFW tag much?

Was going to say pretty much the same thing, though I don't know that I'd go so far as to say "sanctionable." The "constitutional rights" claim is so bad it's like he got it from the comments below a NY Post story.

I don't know if that's your video, but it's f'ing fantastic either way, and I'm not even a Blazers fan.

A small handful. The marine ecologists tend to be the bigger basketball fans, at least among the ones I know.

Fair point!

But I don't know you, sunshine, do I?

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

If the game doesn't have a "munchkin" character model for Dustin Pedroia, can't they at least give him an oversized bat to get the whole tiny-person-playing-a-big-person's-game aesthetic right?

Yeah, he actually graduated, not "graduated." He's also the best trash talker in the NFL (there are those communication skills!), and as he himself puts it, you can refer to him as an all-pro Stanford graduate.