The Rick Sanchez of the EVE Universe.

B-b-b-but it was just a “heated gaming moment.”

1) “The boy’s uncle, Lyrik Martin, who also posted photos of his injuries on social media, wrote in a post that he wasn’t sure the attack was racially motivated”

You just have to embrace the nonsense

Probably for the same reason some people seek out personalities instead of just watching uncommentated gameplay: people like feeling a connection to someone, or having the content feel more personal.

You’re completely wrong Myles, and misunderstand parody.

Do you really want the switch to be home to 6+ year old AAA games?

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

From what I understand there is a button on the side of the display that when pressed activates a series of acetylene torches that burns everything in the case to fine ash. I believe Reggie will be the one pressing it at the end of PAX just to see the light in the eyes of the attendees fade and go dark.

Because that makes sense.

As of this morning, no one has attempted to break the glass and make off with the SNES Classic at Nintendo’s PAX booth. We will keep you updated as the situation develops.

That literally makes no sense, whatsoever. You’re bending over so far to arrive at the preconceived conclusion that the police are Always Right. Drug and alcohol levels decay over time, so if, as you say, the officer was trying to protect the victim, he would have either delayed a blood draw to secure a warrant or not…

There’s another part to this story. It was in response to this accident

I’d go to a planet, scan for resources, discover some species, and hope that something interesting would happen before getting bored and leaving. Compared to the now infamous E3 demo, this was unremarkable, but it was really perfect for getting your buzz on and listening to podcasts.

Spoopy

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

To anyone saying “I wish I had that kind of skills”, what are you waiting for? I’m not saying everybody can do this, but you’d be surprised what you can do if you put your heart into it. I taught myself so many skills during the last few years when I stopped wishing I could do stuff and started working to be able to…

Unless it spawns a new Robin Williams, I vehemently dispute the “perfect” descriptor.