Anyone else like Penny Arcade today? No? Just me?

If anyone picks Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 64, we will have words.

Are you flirting with me? ;)

The world is horrible so we should all be horrible to each other because that’s just the way it is and should be.

Lesson 2: Overreact to EVERYTHING. Fake that fear!

Costumes, so whatever.

On second thought, more people need to know the game’s brilliance!

*kicks you*

Can the authors battle it out on Kotaku Splitscreen please?

It’s one thing when the community disagrees with a writer but a writer disagreeing with another writer?

It’s the games. They release games like BotW and it seemingly buys Nintendo a pass to take another dump or two on their customers.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Easily the best song on the soundtrack. Yes. Better than danger zone.

Better than Danger Zone.

The Olympic Village Revenge of the Nerds style. All the real Olympic athletes pranking and picking on the nerds. If this happens I need Donald Gibb aka “Ogre” there yelling NERDS!

Imagine how disappointing would be it to train your whole life and be young and beautiful - in perfect physical condition -and get room assignments right beside the eSports team in Olympic Village.

Ain’t nobody banging those nerds at Olympic Village....

Worth it just for all the old folks bitching about how millennials ruined the Olympics.  

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…