We just legalized same-sex marriage here in Washington. I have to gaymarry him, or that fight was in vain.

Well, if Boston and New York have racists, I guess that makes the South not racist at all. Congratulations. You now have the dumbest statement on here.

That was pretty good. Very believable, but a bit over the top. Try scaling it back just a little bit, and you might take in more people.

I like how the article explains why there's a vendetta against the comic. This is quality journalism right here.

You're going to the right restrooms, but all the wrong gloryholes.

My ass is anything but silent.

My resume has a few deliberate grammatical errors, just so I don't accidentally get hired by some scumbag Nazi jerkoff like the author of this article. Unless it's a writing job, my language skills are irrelevant. Who wants a crybaby like Wien looking over their shoulder, demanding perfection and getting upset at…