Cindy Crawford keeps giving interviews, saying that she’s so proud of her kids for modelling. What’s to be proud of, exactly?

People really are hyperbolic about this show, aren’t they? It’s good, these people are very talented, but Jesus already...

Sorry, but out of all the things that made me cry today, this wasn’t one of them.

I don’t know, I’m starting to feel like I’m watching a rich, old man who legitimately doesn’t have his head in the right place, but has enough of an ego and enough going on still that no one can control or even advise him. My only comfort is that his massive defeat is visible from this far out. He can’t even lead…

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

I think that Chump has it in his head that a celebrity has endorsed him if they haven’t specifically wished him dead.

Even a rapist has to draw the line somewhere.

I believe sperm, because as we all know Donald’s sperm results in things he finds pleasing and provocative aka his daughter.

Because Trump is *~*MAGIC*~* apparently. Who needs a president that knows anything? We have MAGIC!!!!!!!

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.

I’d be angry too if Sanders was encouraging me to flush my hard-earned money down the toilet. The anger is sometimes misplaced.

100 % of Sanders donations since March 15th have been donated to a lost cause/vanity campaign.

Except nothing in those texts actually said “he hit me”, at least not in this article. Not defending Depp or any action, but really they could have been about any indiscretion.

Oh. Well then I ALSO have unconfirmed texts that prove incontrovertibly that Johnny Depp is actually McDonald’s Mayor McCheese after he got

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

Did he circle the dollar amount on the checks in gold Sharpie?

If there is any silver lining here it’s that the media seems to have finally decided to put their pants back on, wash their hands and start doing their fucking job, which is holding this assholes feet to the flames on all his obvious bullshit lies he’s been spouting off.

This reminds me of Jr. High (fucking miserable) where I was teased relentlessly about being fat. I dropped a ton of weight and then I was ridiculed for my clothes. You can’t fucking win, man.

I will never not post this quote.