I think that you having a hangover on a semi-long flight is entirely your fault. You also handled the situation childishly, and, as you say, "I don't even know if [you being fatter than he was hoping for in a seatmate] what was bothering him." Now, you're probably right; he probably wasn't extremely pleased that you…

I'm confused: from the description it sounds like he thought she was being pushy, not that she was fat.

Remember: Everyone should have known that Lindy was hungover, and been extra nice to her as a result.

Totally agreed. You kicked him while he was sleeping? I'm pretty sure he was just as annoyed to be there as you, the only difference is you're the only one who actually cemented your status as the ass in the story. And then to write about it like "look what an asshole his guy was to me because I'm fat!" You know what…

Sorry Lindy, love ya to bits, but you sound super-duper immature and passive aggressive and like YOU were the one late for the plane, hungover, and getting to your seat after everyone else had sat down. I don't care if you weight 65 pounds soaking wet, all THAT is annoying.

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

Both Libertarians & Tea Party have many things in common, including being utterly delusional, completely arrogant about their ridiculously unworkable ideologies, and being annoying as fuck to sane people.

"All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus....Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record..."

Trailer looks great, but… Can we stop giving these roles to Tom Cruise? It's distracting. I want to watch a character, not an actor. No matter what role he takes, (with the possible exception of Tropic Thunder) I just see Tom Cruise. I don't care that he's a loon in real life, it's just that no matter what he…

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

Don't worry. Your national title is still safe.

OH PLEASE. These are all wonderful tips for people with a bunch of money. I'd love to be able to choose with whom I work, but I need the job I have NOW.

I'm celebrating too!

Something tells me she wouldn't pass his initial filter on eHarmony...can't put my finger on it...like some surface-level attribute or something...oh well, it'll come to me sooner or later.

Fake. It says "excellent health."

Everybody relax. It's not like he's gonna eat her or anything.

Also:

Dude, I thought everyone knew that?