Seriously, he prioritized all the stuff that winds up in the freezer a year later because it's fucking inedible. And Mounds at #2, but Almond Joy (the same gross coconut piece of shit, but with delicious almonds) at 26?

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

Actually, I thought the comment was on point when it comes to Philadelphia. I remember watching that movie when it came out and thinking that some of the homophobia was over the top even for the time — I mean, they had lawyers telling stories in open court about beating up gay guys in the navy, and laughing about it…

"Rich guy drives expensive car cross-country faster then any other rich guy".

I'm not here from the safety brigade, but I do find Jalopnik's stance on street racing confusing:
"STREET RACING IS THE WORST THING EVER AND WE SHOULD FIND EVERYONE WHO DOES IT AND BEAT THEM WITH A STICK OMGOMGOMG"
"Look, this guy street raced for a reeeeeally long time, so now it's cool"
I'll admit that I find it kind…

Wow, um, it's a good thing those airline attendants have had cosmetic surgery in order to keep your dick hard in flight. I sure want to get on that airline knowing that they prioritize attractive looking service robots over people with excellent safety and service records. I hope that in the event of an emergency, you…

What are you - 14?

Thanks for taking a great airline and making it sound creepy.

I DONT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND YOURE AN ASSHOLE

*It's a shame scumbag guys continue to victimize young girls like this.

I believe he may be commenting more on your wordy recipe post.

So much Kotaku to digest! Can't. handle. the. awesome. #kotaku http://bit.ly/24cs3r

you are correct, sir!

"(Ed McMahon was also there!)"

She brought the crazy in the best way. "I eat cocaine for breakfast" I haven't laughed that hard watching SNL in a long time. In a way she reminds me of Amy Poehler when she first started SNL.

Freaks and Geeks is one of humanity's greatest artistic accomplishments.

If you didn't love Bill, you're a monster.

I was being followed aggressively once by a car full of young men. I took three right turns, and they were still following me, which means they were clearly willing to detour from their own destination specifically to follow me. So I drove to the police station and they sped off as I parked.

And if neither of them had been legally able to carry a firearm we never would have had this problem in the first place.

haha, I knew I was hitting a soft spot in the trailler park.