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I DONT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND YOURE AN ASSHOLE

*It's a shame scumbag guys continue to victimize young girls like this.

I believe he may be commenting more on your wordy recipe post.

you are correct, sir!

"(Ed McMahon was also there!)"

She brought the crazy in the best way. "I eat cocaine for breakfast" I haven't laughed that hard watching SNL in a long time. In a way she reminds me of Amy Poehler when she first started SNL.

Freaks and Geeks is one of humanity's greatest artistic accomplishments.

If you didn't love Bill, you're a monster.

I was being followed aggressively once by a car full of young men. I took three right turns, and they were still following me, which means they were clearly willing to detour from their own destination specifically to follow me. So I drove to the police station and they sped off as I parked.

And if neither of them had been legally able to carry a firearm we never would have had this problem in the first place.

haha, I knew I was hitting a soft spot in the trailler park.

Nah, I'm in Texas... If this happened here Taylor would have been immediate shot 12 times by 12 different bystanders upon unjustly pulling his firearm on Pullum.

Michigan's surprising. From the story, I would've guessed either Texas (because guns) or Florida (because Florida).

The best part about that for you is that you did not have to subject yourself to the horrific mess that is the Newsroom.

That gif is impressive, next can he pretend that he is trapped in a box, and then pretend to walk against the wind?

Look on the bright side, you get to enjoy mac and cheese.

I feel fat and useless.

Team Landlord.

iTunes syncs for you, music from your computer, or purchased from iTunes [I still can't believe people buy music/movies from Apple, but ok, whatever]. You just point iTunes to your music directory and follow a few more steps. If you've every used a music manager before it will all make sense. Frankly iTunes is an