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So. Cool. Problem solved.

No one likes you.

New story that reminds me of how horrible of a company Facebook is.

Great idea, submit it to facebook! Oh wait...

Then why doesn't FB make a HackThis account that White Hats have permission to hack if they are able to to prove the vulnerabilities that the security team monitors? That way they can prove some of these problems without having to really hack accounts.

Next week on "Orange is the new Navy" Jerry is surprised by a familiar face.

Please show us the method by which you divined the fact that the purchasers were on social welfare. If it can determine such things with a literal absence of evidence then I'm sure it deserves a Nobel Prize.

$99.99 dollars

Depends. We talking beer snobs, who while being the most annoying people in the world to run into at a bar or restaurant, don't typically advertise it too much.....or your typical beer bro with a natty ice hat, no shirt, yelling WOOOOO at the top of his lungs playing beer pong?

Thanks, Obama.

Yeah, see, I watched the first twenty minutes and realized, "I'll bet the dog fucking dies before this thing is half over. To hell with this shit" and have never seen the entire movie.

He's just...turrible.

Did you read the piece? It pretty much covers all the reasons. But I'll summarize for you. He makes stuff up to suit his point of view and yet has some reputation as an intellectual. Also, he is the consummate example of the Media Establishment Figure that sucks up to power instead of speaking truth to it and is

I don't read his column

David Brooks is the worst. I have no joke or clever statement to follow that. He's just... terrible

I started a new job at Deadspin about three weeks ago, and I endured a tough first stretch. That was, in part,

I know. Despite internships, a good name, a good frat, etc. he can't get a job. In finance. Obama's fault.

This is yet another example of information overabundance. You can collect all of this information, but what you should be asking is "does it do anything to improve my life?"

Anyone that thinks the app isn't tracking and using your data, needs to think again. And that might be frightening or not a big deal, as long as you know. These apps exist to harvest info, not to aid users, so much. Much like MyFitnessPal, the data flowing to the backend is where the value is.

"Good to know I'm not a bad feminist for loving regular sex..."