Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

Totally

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Dumbest flag I have ever seen for taunting, let the dude have his moment

Atlanta fans (of which I am one) are really lucky to have him. By the time he gets to earn the big money, the Uggla money can then go to Simmons new contract. Fingers crossed the Braves don't screw this up.

I'm 6'4" and am such a pussy on flights more than 2 hours. I am humbled by Mr. Thabeet and now hang my head in shame.

In twenty years, Deadspin will run a series of articles about how Major League Baseball didn't do enough to prevent fan concussions and will blame the current commissioner, Godger Rodell.

You can pour it on his heaaaaad... YES!

Four outs and a bastard kid with the batter's wife.

Freeman makes incredible plays like that all the time. The defensive combo of him and Andrelton Simmons is half the reason the Braves stay in contention.

Great play by Freddie Freeman, who now may have a secure enough future in baseball that he can stop appearing in children's books about the declaration of independence.

Patriot.

I feel like this is the footage they wanted to use.

This will explain what happened.

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.