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I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

I’m a Falcons fan and HOLY HELL WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. I’M IN THE MOST GLORIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL DREAM OF MY LIFE AND I CAN’T WAKE UP. AND I DON’T THINK I WANT TO.

Because I was evaluating the play of their quarterback and their offense, which both have a chance to be historically good. Apples, meet oranges.

LOL The Falcons just played, consecutively, Broncos-Seahawks-Chargers-Packers, but we will only know if they are good after Eagles-Cardinals-Chiefs. Heh

Worth pointing out that the Falcons had the hardest strength of schedule coming into the season.


“EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT — THERE ARE GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AND WE’VE JUST SEEN THEM FROM THE FOOT OF NUMBER SEVEN! RIPPLING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND LIFTING THE POOR KEEPER RIGHT OFF HIS FEET BEFORE TEARING INTO THE BACK OF THE NET.”

- Ray Hudson, quietly, to no one in particular

Mr. Bond is on point.

These are not black face equivalents. The article did a pretty good job of laying out the history of black face. Please read it.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

I have a huge man crush on both The Rock and Idris Elba. FYI.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

Elvis Andrus is so sneaky. Adrian Beltre’s head is in big trouble.