Put the 49ers in the Pac12 conference. Problem solved.

Last place in their division 14 of the last 18 years, including two seasons when their division had six teams. That may be unmatched. Haven’t won their division since 1989. Two playoff appearances in that time, with their only win (oddly enough) being Belichick coaching them to victory over New England. In only three…

When the Browns finish 0-16, we should just not have them next year. Just no more Browns. Get rid of the Browns.

I’m predicting that next week’s Browns vs. Bills matchup is the first game in NFL history where the final score is 1-0.

Actually, NASA spent $0. It was developed by a private company, then sold to NASA for $2.95 per pen. Since the 1970's, it’s been used on both US and Russian space missions. No pencils for either country.

Actually, NASA spent $0. It was developed by a private company, then sold to NASA for $2.95 per pen. Since the…

If by “beat up on dogshit teams” you mean “putting up 500 yards of offense & almost single-handedly beat one of 4 teams in the CFP” — which Jabrill Peppers (whose biggest hit vs. Ohio State was on a fan) came nowhere close to accomplishing — then, yes.

Some people are bad at personal finance.

On the 6s one needed 2 objects to listen to music/videos:

Oh, I see! Folks are supposed to spend a small fortune on a device hobbled by greed-induced design changes that took away a useful part that never broke and everyone used!

Can’t charge it at the same time.

A well-thought out, reasoned response:

Took a quick look at your account has me wondering, how do you have time to hate post on Gizmodo with all those corrupt dealings to plan, Putin?

How about never? Does never work for you?

“I’m going to do this thing.”

The Prequels, I concede. Empire Strikes Back? Heresy Sir, Heresy.

I would think it would be more of a bannable offense for being an awful looking controller, myself.

“A career is an individual’s journey through learning, work and other aspects of life”

Oh you fuddy-duddies. I had the opposite thing happen to me over time with Felix Kjlsldkfjasdfaberg. He gets it, and makes a mint off of getting it. He has established a terrible trend in let’s plays, but he fucking owns it. If you asked me a year ago what I thought of Pew, I’d of say he can start himself on fire any…

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately.

Good list... just got Diablo last night and its so crazy good, its reminiscent of some of my favorites Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance and Marvel Ultimate alliance, among others. So good.

As for all the responses about PS+... you get 2 (4 if you have a PS3 as well, 6 if you own a vita) games a month free. Yes, some…