I prefer my boats to be a part of my vehicle!

So what we have here is a fancy new way to pile more stuff on top of an SUV in order to overland all the way to work during the week, and to the mall on the weekends? Can’t wait to see some gas tanks and Hi-Lift jacks mounted way up high for the daily commute.

Only one reason I can see a single dude living the life doing all of this. Who is she?

It’s gonna be an unpopular opinion around here, but yea fuck anyone who does what he’s doing. I’m a car guy and all and I get that it’s on his property, however you can’t turn your front lawn into a “junkyard”

Yes, most people, including myself, would consider rusted out Jeeps as junk.. They may make for a fun…

I refuse to feel sorry for someone who has basically trash (that’s what unused, unregistered shit boxes are) laying around in their yard. I would be so pissed to have to look at that if I was your neighbor. I get wanting to collect good deals and work on them slowly, but this shit was hoarder status and needed to be…

That is appallingly bad. And no way will that car come near 240 mph with that overly grotesque and haphazard aero. I would be embarrassed to be seen driving that.

That rear-end......like the designer was using the drawing table for their nose candy and the razor blade chopped off the back end. I am befuddled who the fuck is going to buy this thing.

Absolutely a dream goal for me as well. So much so, that I’ve entertained myself in lockdown by finding a nice plot of land near to where I live, and building a track mod based on that terrain for one of my racing sims.

It’s still pretty janky but it’s getting to be fun to drive.  Now to get the pitlane working…

I hate beeping in most cars I’ve driven. My current one has a minimum of them, and they’re pleasant chimes except for “hey dipshit you left the parking brake on again even though you’re driving away” which honestly isn’t aggressive enough.

Eventually you just tune it out. Which makes the purpose questionable in the first place, but at least it stops being annoying.

This looks exactly like the controls on our rice cooker. It makes delicious rice and was very cheap - so I am happy with it. If the controls on my car looked like this I would be less than pleased. 

I hate cars that beep at you.
“Beep! There’s a car to your left!”
I know, car. I have eyes.
“Beep! Hey, did you know a software update is available for the maps that shows you the road’s speed?”
No, and I don’t care. I read road signs like any competent person.
“Beep! Just wanted to tell you the door’s open!”
I KNOW! I’M…

Glossy bezel

That shifter looks like it belongs on one of these

Building my own racing circuit is definitely the ultimate dream of my life. That, and starting a car museum, with its own restoration shop, because I want the excuse to have hundreds of cars.

Listen to Dave Ramsey a bit. Sure, you can pick apart his advice and find examples where his advice may not be the best. What you will find when you listen to him for awhile is that people call over-and-over who have financed shitty cars (like horrible Fiat/Chrysler products) that have worn out or broken down long…

On my fifth Voyager/Caravan.  The only one that didn't go 200k miles plus was rear ended by a F350.

While it’s not exciting at all, I’ve owned one of these for about 7 years now and the thing is a freaking Swiss-Army knife of a vehicle. Given that I hate SUV’s and crossovers, there wasn’t much else that ticked all the boxes this thing could do. Need to drag 2 families to dinner? Pop up all the seats and off you go,…

Too bad. I always manage to get one of these as my rental when I take the family to Florida. It’s always been a perfectly acceptable people hauler. Dare I say, I actually like the Caravan. Not enough to buy one, mind you, but still... 

I think Rusty was playing one of those things in National Lampoons Vacation!