I love that tons of Jalops won’t get this.

Is this a good beginner bike?

Reminds me of the truck from Tango and Cash (1989). I went looking for an image and found Kurt Russell in drag instead. Enjoy.

Here are two better alternatives I came up with in MS Paint.

That commercial with the “galoob” at the end triggered a memory that was lodged deep in my brain, smothered in hallucinogen and stimulant drug residue. I’m having a flashback induced party right now.

Thanks, that’s also how people describe me.

Fixed it-ish. just make it a better canopy with more usable space.

On the train, I started to smell something foul. I glanced towards the back where there was a young woman changing a poopy diaper. Not the greatest situation, but I shrugged it off.

14 yrs ago. 11PM. F train.

Far and away one of the best motorcycle spectator sports. I have no idea why the US seems so reluctant to embrace it. Even bicycle trials are less popular than Flatland BMX, which is lame as fuck in comparison.

Sorry dude, but he’s right.

Just because it’s a common mistake doesn’t mean it’s not a mistake.

While you’re down here...

About Jerry’s Porsches...

Whew, it’s a good thing they’re doing this. I mean, Texas is so tiny, and I hear they’ve been running out of developable land there for years. 

This will perplex people buying parts in the future,

And then he should have to wash everyone’s cars and also cut off one of his hands.

I’ve always been curious, but as a civilian should I salute General Motors if I ever meet him?

Watch out Brosef.... Alfonso has been getting twitchy with the lawsuits lately.

Sooo, remind me again why F1 isn’t streamed for free, or at least at a really low price?