7) If the throttle sticks, put the car in Neutral. It’ll sound like you’re going to blow the engine, but you still have brakes and steering and can coast to the shoulder and stop. THEN kill the engine. On some vehicles, killing the engine will lock the steering wheel. Most engines won’t blow due to a speed/rev…

I still want this van so badly! The 6-year-old kid in me wants to dress up like BA Baracas while I drive it. The (Almost) 40-year-old in me recognizes that it would be an objectively terrible driving experience, and a middle-aged white guy trying to look like Mr. T would probably be seen as racist. Getting old sucks.

My salty take on 1st gear:

Until you see her face...

But what if it can tow the ski-boat?

Yeah. I’m not a designer, and so I can’t say why, but it looks odd and ill-proportioned. For comparison...

Tangentially related...I got to see the A-team van in Philly this year.

I’m strangely on board with this, even at that price. The wife wants a minivan to haul the kids, but I still have a soul, so this seems like a good compromise. NP

This is a joke, right? I mean come on...it’s exactly like that one family guy episode.

Probably got found with a z06 poster in his office

But do we really know if it was a true un-coerced confession or a situation where he was told something like ‘Say something apologetic and you’ll get this nice big severance as part of the deal if you play ball with us.’?

An onlooker captured some video of the seizure, which was made using a device that I don’t think I’ve ever seen before

7) As an aside, the vacuum-driven brake booster isn’t used to increase braking force, but to decrease the effort needed to depress the pedal. Find yourself rolling without engine power and the brake pedal feels impossibly solid? Push harder. You’ll get the same braking effectiveness for the same amount of travel on…

The Jimny is the Woke Wrangler.

“I’m really sorry if anyone felt offended with the groping or the unsolicited dick pics I sent them. I doubt it is the case, but just in case, I’m sorry”

He got caught trying to sell his Ford GT.

Its actually better than most. He does say: 

He’s balding and his name is Nair? I see a lucrative endorsement deal in his future.

Here’s some things I’ve picked up...

This was great.