LAPD: We treat you like a King.

Why did LAPD leave the Dodger game early?

With LA traffic, 400 miles might be the only amount of distance you can cover reasonably in two years.

Trolls they be a trollin’...

AM I BEING DETAINED

Our legal system is so fucked up. $6 million- for what? I’ll bet she was a well-paid.

My wife and I were looking at trucks for ham smuggling and we decided on the Ridgeline with that huge storage compartment in the bed.

However, the bed is still at least a foot too high, maybe eighteen inches too high, rendering it impossible for non-NBA players to put stuff in or take stuff out from the bed without a stepladder. The whole idea of a pickup truck is that you can get stuff out of the bed relatively easily, or at least you could before…

Maybe she just wants someone to tell her she’s wight for a change.

From the original story at Wired:

“Yeah, well... we still haven’t forgiven you for Bieber and Celine Dion.” - America

This is far funnier than it should be. Go ahead and call me a bad person.

Good point.... Maybe the article should spend at least one sentence on exactly what she is asking for? The allegation has nothing to do with being a nanny.

“I’m not your buddy, guy!”

Just as The Wire is a documentary about police and municipal corruption Silicon Valley is a documentary about the insane idiocy of our VC and high tech overlords.

Lol Range Rover guy gets into this article because it’s amazing his car actually worked.

Hell, you could put Chevy badges on and nobody would know the difference. They’d still talk shit about the interior, too.