In case you are wondering why everyone is secretly laughing at you:

The local billionaire Ferrari / Aston collector wears New Balance to car meets.

If I were just buzzing around the city, I wouldn’t even bother with the helmet at all.

Mine has a blue bad guy instead of brown.

Most SUVs can’t even carry a bicycle.  When I roll into the mountain bike parks, my minivan is usually the only vehicle without a ginourmous bike rack hanging off the bumper.

I know this was a joke, but I’d seriously take an i8 over an NSX, despite the performance difference.

Day 6:

In WA state, the sales tax on an F40 changing hands would buy you a nice 355.

This sounds like a bunch a BS so they can offer a $10k ”F1 finish” option on their street cars next year. 

Villian's inept henchman, at best. 

Maybe to keep from soot staining the bodywork before they get the fuel maps dialed in?

“I don’t get today’s youth. Why don’t they just get $20 million from their parents and go race Indy like a normal kid? This generation has zero aspiration.”

I too, grew up during the history of mankind.

One hand is bad enough, but having it at the 12 oclock position is what really bothers me.  That’s the primary tell of a shitty driver who thinks they’re good.  It’s second to having the seat too far back and/or reclined too far.

Am I the only one seeing trump in the human torch?

It’s the Sex Panther approach to personal safety.

I prefer to simply not crash my cars instead.

It’s funny how people have their car listed for months on end, at the same price without selling it, and think the problem is the site they listed it on.  

Why even go that route when you can just photoshop all of the pictures to presumably make it look nothing like it actually does.

Because it will be worth more when they sell it.  This is why an old Lexus RX will still go for $12k, while the same year Land Rover will be $1200.