But by that argument, every single team owner should be arrested because the act of fielding the rider will nearly guarantee that he will inevitably have a high speed crash at some point.

Aggravated assault, maybe.  Attempted murder is a joke.  

Still not as good as the original. 

No need to panic. He’s got this under control.

This makes me realize how much I miss my 05 Titan. Doing this in my minivan just doesn’t give me the same satisfaction. 

It’s probably so the hillbillies in Detroit don't vandalize it, thinking it’s some foreign, trek mer jerb, rig.

And Derek Zoolander was not involved.  Coincidence? 

I bow to your wisdom.

I would have followed them to their car, and let them watch me put my balls on their door handle. Maybe.

If that 198mph Hellcat kid was driving this, he’d be in marginally less trouble.

At least they showed it in concept state, rather than blacking out the windows.

If anyone is curious, the (former) owner is the guy wearing the $37 pair of New Balance sneakers.

It would be like a sedan pushing a power wheels down the road. Anyone who isn't a complete idiot would probably notice.

How better to know who to avoid though? Without the face tats, you might accidentally try ad talk to someone like this.  That would be horrifying.

And by “on the weekends” you mean “twice a year”.

I need to change my vote now.

On the plus side, this ensures that their cars are even less likely to survive much past their warranty.

I remember how much fun i had watching limited hyroplanes race on one of our local lakes. Unfortunately the horrible locals decided that a few hours of a single Sunday out of the year was too much too much noise for them to have to tolerate.

I've gotten this from major airlines too.  Once I got a cancelled text as I was walking to the checkout counter.  Of course the excuse was "weather", but there was only 4 of us at the terminal.  They simply didn't sell enough tickets, so they cancelled the flight 1 hour before take off.