The first photo looks like a drone interrupted the guy about to get a beej.

“Need bigger truck for work” = “Want to fit in with my co-workers”

“Every in-car infotainmnet system” is the phone in my hand. With a magnetic dash mount, it doesn’t matter which of my cars I’m driving. The UI is exactly the same, and always up to date. Since I have the phone regardless, the cost is free.

Yes, the smart buy would be to pay $80k more for a new one with a warranty.

Lol. Items 1 and 2 are exactly reasons you wouldn’t want a pickup.

My vet offered to convert my Lab just so she wouldn’t have to ride in cargo.

Sounds like a complicated transaction. How did she manage to get through all the red tape?

It’s small, so you can drive it with handcuffs on.

Because you can drive the car at long distance, let out the passengers, then park the car nearby for an indefinite amount of time, without having to have the driver sit there and wait.

I’m pretty sure nobody in my family is a homeless repeat drug offender, with a propensity for playing in the street at night. I’ll take the risk. LOL.

His tailpipe will soon be ..... (shit, what’s the opposite of emissions?)...

You’ll win at cars & coffee, and your lease payment will only be $65 more.

When people drive a convertible with the top down, but all the windows up.

Inspired by tools. Driven by tools.

Any chance of actually reading more than the top snippet of each one?

I can’t help it. When I see this:

shoved up someone’s ass?

Vin:Stallone as Rock:Schwarzenegger