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I wonder how much Elvis’ toilet would be worth?

How soon will this plummet DB9 values to my level?

I overheard a LaF owner describing having to wait nearly a month for the local dealer to get access to this tool. He implied that there was only one tool circulating the US, and the dealers had to wait for it. I think a house call is standard operating procedure for this model too. With only one (or few) tools,

Because I need a car and the wife of my neighbor’s soccer coach told me that Hondas are reliable.

Challenge accepted.

You can even drop your kid off at school on the way in.

Lotus had a similar TSB for the Elise/Exige. Take a paper template and drill 4 holes into the chassis.

I do sort of the opposite. When I come up on a passing lane camper who can’t get the hint, I usually put my phone up to my ear and turn my head as far to the left as possible, while still keeping my eyes focused on the road ahead. Then add in some head nods, fake laughter, and maybe some slight weaving. To the car

Imagine how fast it would be if it didn’t have the front end of a Mac truck.

WA state law requires the deposit to be refundable. I wouldn’t be surprised if other states are the same.

WTF, bike?! You had one job!!!

“I sent my smoking hot girlfriend away to be rubbed down by some other dude, so I could be alone with my Miata.“

I bought a set of Pilotis a few years ago, that I thought could pass off as work/casual. Everyone at work started asking if I had taken up road cycling. 3 months later, they started falling apart.

Yes, S_5s eating rod bearing is definitely a random occurrence. In other words, it randomly happens to 90% of them.

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This was the closest thing to internet porn an 80s’ teenager could get.

You can spec out a $90k E class, and it will have vinyl seats.

Did I just stumble into a Consumer Reports article? I feel like I’m trying to pick out the least painful venereal disease.

I wonder what the Tesla version would look like.

The ‘electric beats supercar in a drag race’ is becoming the equivalent of a fat dude in a bar, claiming to be an athlete because he can beat anyone at arm wrestling.

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