AssFault
AssFault
AssFault

The left foot brake was probably too much for brain to process under pressure. Like a confused elderly Floridian, she was likely mashing the throttle harder, trying to make it stop.

If Mjolnir were a crack pipe, this is the hero who would be worthy to wield it.

Cliff’s Notes version:

Bitches love losing weight.

Per Top Gear: “it’s a Jag in drag”

“I want a fun car, but I want it have all the features and amenities of something that isn’t fun.”

It’s pretty rare to find anyone over 30 who even wants to ride in one, so it’s not a problem. Since my dog is the only one willing to ride in mine, I just removed the passenger seat so she fits better.

The Lotus is marginally bigger inside than the 4C.

Damn, you’re right. I think it is a nipple.

That will garner him no sympathy on this site.

4.0Ls are very reliable until you rev them over 4500. Over that, and you measure their life in minutes before the bottom end comes apart. It took our LeMons team about 6 engines before we finally learned to shift at 4000.

“what” is simply the second part of a recurring joke.

Can someone explain the difference between the wheels.... for my, um, friend?

Does he know Spence Pumpelly killed a guy?

In general, I think a longer diffuser is favorable, so the rear overhang is probably helping them. Rules likely prohibit the diffuser from protruding much past the bumper.

When I was house shopping, several of the best candidates were eliminated purely based on the what the neighbors had in their driveway. It absolutely affects property values.

Reminds me of this guy who claimed for years to have a stable of exotics, until somebody noticed he’s been posting screenshots of review videos. Did he run and hide? No, he did what any respectable troll would, and threatened to sue.

I’d give it a nice firm C.