That’s even better than the previous Bond generation’s tattoo.

The Dodge can run continuously at full throttle for more than 12 seconds before its fuel source overheats and limits power.

The term littoral combat reminds of the girl’s reaction when I finally got the third base.

I suddenly have to urge to fill a Testarossa with Yamalube.

Yes, and it will probably bring 800 extra lbs of safety gear with it.

On the plus side, we are all now one step closer to getting our own F1 ride.

The numbers are impressive, but I wonder how many actual acceleration runs you can get before draining or overheating the battery. If I recall, the first P85 was unable to make a single lap around Laguna Seca without having the power cut to due to battery temp.

It seems to me like manufacturers always release the performance versions in reverse of how they should. Now even if they do create a powerful version, the general public will see it and think of it as an underpowered car. Admit it or not, public image is a pretty big component when most people choose a car.

That’s like telling a 911 owner to just buy a Camaro.

The quattroporte looks more maserati now than it ever has too.

That would require a car that actually handles and stops.

Its blahness should only be measured relative to the other vehicles you own.

Where’s the part about why I DON’T want to steal a cop car? This looks like a hoot.

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I’ve been know to pass people like this on the left shoulder where conditions permit. It’s hilarious to see them scramble to use traffic to block a pass on the right, only to watch dumbfounded as you go by on the left.

Seriously. I probably wouldn’t even masturbate in this thing.

He probably even........

I get that, or some variant of engine size/cylinder count, all the time in my Elise. When I tell them the actual answer, they usually think I’m lying to be an asshole.

It looks like this one supports aptx, which is what you want to minimize losses for BT audio streaming. I’ve never used this one, but I have a different brand that supports it, and it sounds just as good as wired for 320 mp3s or less on a “premium” (lol) stock system.

It looks like this one supports aptx, which is what you want to minimize losses for BT audio streaming. I’ve never…

Were the children annoying?