I’m getting one and it’s only ever gonna say “EAT MY ASS.”

I’m getting one and it’s only ever gonna say “EAT MY ASS.”

She kinda looks like Janet from The Good Place after a real rough couple years.

I went to apply for a new one last year - the card was listed as a requirement for a background check - but stopped after the SSA website literally gave me one of those “Are you sure you need one of these?” prompts.

I run the email account for a rec league swim team I coach and get maybe 2-3 emails a year from parents thinking they were forwarding something to their spouse. The most recent one was responding to a meet time change from yesterday morning to the afternoon, which just said, “Let’s do my bday dinner on Saturday night…

Glad they kept the game on.

Look at the quote I highlighted again and then look at my most recent reply.

I feel like I could block his shot and I’m 5'9" and last jumped a half decade ago.

I assumed that was more the podcast / the whole podcast network instead of his writing

Shit, is he still? The Ringer seems like a much smaller outfit than Grantland; I haven’t even thought of Simmons prior to this in like, at least a year.

I’d prefer a whole lot more of that $100 billion was going to Amazon employees.

It was less a rebuttal of Wickersham’s whole article as it was just a bunch of stuff Simmons thinks about who really ordered the Jimmy G trade.

Good? He took a bunch of money from a big movie studio.

Seconded. I’ve had one for the past four years or so, haven’t had any problems.

Literally - thanks, Obama.

Exactly! That’s why I came around on it. My knee-jerk reaction was to assume it was just for the bone-less people from WALL-E and get huffy.

Exactly! That’s why I came around on it. My knee-jerk reaction was to assume it was just for the bone-less people…

This has made me more mad than this thing did.

This has made me more mad than this thing did.

I don’t read very many athlete interviews, but that was fantastic.

Weird, he mentioned Aaron instead of Bonds. Wonder why that was.

I haven’t seen it, though I was excited for it. The poor reviews - I’ve read a bunch! - have made me retroactively like In Bruges less, which was one of my favorite movies.

The public is clamoring for dumb TV show hosts, not bad book authors.