Eh, I’m on the internet. Netflix is gonna tell everyone I’ve been streaming “Behind the ‘Nado: The Sharknado 4 Story” continuously for the last 4 weeks anyway, I ain’t got nothing to hide.

There is!

i got a “See All Buying Options” button one time and I clicked so hard I almost broke my mouse.

i hate this so much

So, at least I’ve got that to look forward to.

I just recently learned that Dems bent over backwards to keep Obamacare under $1T and revenue-neutral, so to appease Republicans. Which worked out GREAT.

ANYTHING WAS LEGISLATIVELY POSSIBLE.

I lifeguarded for like, 5-6 consecutive summers without really using sunscreen.

DJ Roomba set up with only T-Pain songs doesn’t count, Tom.

So if I’ve dramatically increased my time consuming both, that’s...bad, right?

Nope, sorry, that’s our stuff now.

That poor doggie.

Depends, usually between $5-10k. When it gets up over that, I throw it all at a bill.

Why is it bad to buy something from WalMart but good to buy it from Amazon?

My dad just came to the realization that this isn’t a word, after having used it for (and being chastised by my sister) what seems like my entire life. He had an epiphany at work.

Sam Waterston is Sam the Eagle and I will hear nothing else.

Really? I’ve booked maybe 4 or 5 flights through it over the past year and it’s always been pretty much equal to Google Flights results.

15 minutes? I must have messed mine up, it was just:

15 minutes? I must have messed mine up, it was just:

But hey, I found out via this comment section.

No, but I do plan on voting for Roy Moore soon.