Did you read all those books in four hours? I’ll hang up and listen.

SAME. Tell me a clip exists.

Does it turn on when the TV turns on? I had one that did that, but one that didn’t. Never used the one that didn’t.

Does it turn on when the TV turns on? I had one that did that, but one that didn’t. Never used the one that didn’t.

A lot of these cards come with crazy good bonuses when you sign up - the Sapphire Reserve used to have a 100,000 point bonus if you spent four grand in three months, which is at least $1,500 worth of flights. The bonus is only half that now, so they’d be worth about $750. That’s a lot! (And right around your yearly…

The “All I Do Is Jack Off” story was told to Bubba the Love Sponge, so I’m going to say that that story had a direct impact in bringing down Gawker.

Wanna buy my bike? I’m tryna sell my bike and, given that it’s the dang winter, craigslist ain’t having it. Should I try local bike shops? (It’s a Fuji road bike.)

The blogger-to-judgeship pathway should help get a lot of fledgling law school graduates back into the system!

Goodell, meanwhile, wants his pay to go up by $20 million per year, and to include lifetime perks such as use of a private jet. You know, because a person making $50 million a year can’t afford his own fucking fleet of airplanes.

Does it work tho? Does it? (I brought up means testing so I’m gonna rant.)

banned from drinking at the Hard Rock Cafe on Citiwalk in Orlando

She named Ratner pretty clearly, so she must have had a reason.

Colbert’s first TV writing job was on the Dana Carvey Show, where Louis C.K. served as head writer. That was in 1996, so it’s been almost 30 years of fun for these bros.

After Tuesday’s Dem electoral gains all across the country, they should have been doing that anyway.

Today, we are all Patriots.

My dad’s a supermarket store manager, he gets a whole 5 weeks. And never uses it all because, “if my store looks like shit, I’m gonna get blamed” so. Yay.

That was the biggest issue with “America Is Already Great.”

That would work! Esp b/c pretty much everything Trump’s been trying (and failing) to do so far is just your usual Republican shit. Actually mentioning policies that will work for people is a GOOD thing.

Do Democrats try to run on their own ideas, though? I feel like most messaging is “the other guys are WAY worse than us!”

I just noticed that was the banner image on this post.

“He’s not a professionally planed try-it.”-Mike Felger