This isn’t my full-time gig, but coaching involves not only bein’ able to manage the athletes you’re in charge of, but if they’re kids, their overbearing parents.

I audibly went “oh fuck” when I got to the Mt Gox part.

“The guy I hired to run my campaign did all that illegal shit before I brought him on! Uranium!”

Hah exactly! Occasionally I’ll take a second to go, “wait a minute, what the hell?” and then just go with it anyway. It’s pretty fun.

Sorry brohs, the football field isn’t a safe space!!! Gotta learn how to deal with being offended out in the real world!!!

On the rare occasions I remember my dreams, I usually recollect noticing that something is strange or off, questioning it slightly and then shrugging and going with it.

Let me just check - did Kaepernick do that?

Whitlock thinks he deserves another chance.

You can’t talk about the 2016 NBA Finals without mentioning how Draymond’s suspension changed the series.

In the second quarter of this afternoon’s Harvard-Dartmouth tilt in Boston

Mashed potatoes would be a super weird thing to order in Japan. They’d prolly spit in ‘em either way.

See, America truly is making strides on race. The “sorry officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that” offense has branched out beyond just white guys!

I love the end of the first clip - “there is some foresight there from the Mark Cubans of the world.”

For example, the Chase Sapphire Reserve has a whopping $400 fee...

I say we start pointing and yelling “You see death!”

Relatedly, this is why I know about those rules:

I’m not sure when these rules were put in place for golf, but similar rules were put in place for swimming a few years ago. The issue was boys swimming on girls teams, setting records and ending up “state champion” at postseason meets. They ended up ruling that the teams can be co-ed during the season at dual meets,…

I would prolly end up flipping the table on the first one.

Seconded. And it wasn’t really that good, IMO.

Delivery guys handing pizzas to people vertically is like the opposite of grabbing an ice cream cone by the ice cream and I am here for it.