There’s no logical reason to do this instead of an LS swap and that’s what makes it perfect. I need this.

Dirt is also abrasive.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

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I actually like this one the best:

I can’t begin to count the number of times I’ve heard this, from men and women, young and old: “I’m not into cars, but I love Top Gear.” If it didn’t serve as a gateway drug for cars, it at least helped the normals understand us enthusiasts a little bit.

When did Piers Morgan become a Top Gear producer?

I can see the headline now

If they really want to get rid of them, all they need to do is swap the VIN, and let Homeland Security take care of the rest.

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

Thank you Ford, for bringing these to the attention of the American car-buying public and equipping almost all of your vehicles with them.

My favorite blind spot monitoring system.

I might as well wait for those comments; I'm already waiting for the turbos to spool.

BAM!

"Speak softly, and reveal a Ford GT."

Well, it's a car meant to save the world. Which it doesn't.

So it's exactly like the original!

Summer divorces mean fall Porsches