I realize that the body kit, the dumbass graphic, and the park bench wing are all the epitome of late-nineties/early-aughts cheeseball kitsch - where flash was more important than function, we couldn't figure out the difference between NOS and NOS, and we were first introduced to 37-speed manuals - but I'll always…

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MGS has giant robots, clones, and a flamenco dancing vampire.

But you know what people find stupid and outrageous? The lady sniper in the bikini.

It had an unusually fantastic community for XBox Live, too. I really miss that.

But then where does Godzilla fit into all this?

God that is simply an achingly beautiful car. I mean the Muira is pretty much already one of the most beautiful cars in existence, but in black like that, it's beyond words.

That sounds lovely, too bad I live in New York and I'm going to get the car in 30 minutes. Plus, they put mileage limits on these loans, and right now the route I'm taking is right up against it. If this goes well though, maybe they'll let me do that sort of thing in the future.

Pictured: Travis preparing to depart for his road trip.

Thanks for not going on a huge gender equality in games rant here, just acknowledge it's ridiculous and move on, the way it should be. Crap like this barely deserves that much publicity as it is.

His driving looks like 1950s F1 footage.

What? No points for the stuffed Tigger on the left hand pillar?

If you're going to give Ford shit about Lincoln, how about giving every single plebe based luxury car in existence shit about its existence as well?

I came into this article thinking pretty much the same thing...

But I can't say that I'm disappointed in these - they're faithful to the original designs, and simply are the traditional final evolutions with an extra coat of badass.

I for one welcome our new mega evolution overlords.

Childhood successfully raped.

I think this runs the risk of being one of them most stylish male power fantasies out there.

Color me interested.

I don't see pipes exiting on both sides.

328i E90

Ugh. 3000GTs have me wary of that setup for life.

I have to do all that? James Bond taught me I could just walk up, say some generically racist and sexist comment or shove her in a pool and I'd get sex in five minutes. And then someone else would kill her.