I love my job.

Hahaha, “Siri, help me make a fire.” iPhone explodes.

I live in Houston. There is a place here that had a pretty good special going on Groupon. They had a Ferrari F430 (2008) and 911S for hourly rentals. The Ferrari went for $120/hour and the Porsche was $99.00. My wife got me the Ferrari for an hour and it was worth every last second. Because it was my first time…