The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

THOSE SLEEVES. Did you notice THE SLEEVES? Heavenly.

My favorite wedding tip I ever read (not here) was to “meet with your bridesmaids the morning of the wedding to gather wildflower from the side of the road for cost conscious, easy bouquets”

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

This comment is just ... ugh. It’s like there is a vacuum of self-awareness around Bernie and many of his supporters. And every time I hear someone say that women are only voting for Hillary because she’s a woman it makes me crazy. I am supporting Hillary Clinton because of her demonstrated leadership on women’s…

Not to hijack this discussion, but the most fascinating part of this for me is watching Bernie supporters defend this even after Bernie told them it was wrong.

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

Like, how could the waiting list be LONGER than, like, 9 months + 3 months?

YES! I have worked from home for years - my oldest child is four and has been in daycare since he was 6 months, both my boss and another senior manager will comment on how quiet my kids are. I’m like “I put them in daycare because I am very dedicated to my job and want to do it the best of my ability!!!! (I basically…

Yep. I worked my way to near the top of my field, in a job that expected me to work happily 7am - 7pm and that unfortunately paid peanuts. My kid’s daycare was $1400/month. I would have a baby, pay half my salary for someone else to watch him during his waking hours, and then essentially never see him again.

I work at home and I get constant shit - two years in - for BabyStu going to daycare. “But you’re already at home, can’t you just work around playing with him? Why would you let someone else raise him so you can lounge around all day?”

hahah just wait until the Kylie/Tyga nuptials, then she’ll become an aunt and step-mom to the same child.

i still don’t know

I’m getting married in July and I got scolded because:

My oldest friend got engaged in October and married that December. She was totally cool with it but everyone around her lost their fucking shit over it. I told her they were gonna revoke her girl card if she didn’t start stressing bridesmaids gifts or something.

A FELLOW FLAG FLIPPER!?!?!?!? Finally something I can actually contribute to!

Thank you. Truly. I’m due in less than 3 weeks and I make a point of seeking out information like this because I want to be prepared.

Aw crap, now I gotta play the role of “butthurt participant in niche activity” ...

I’m afraid I can’t accurately cast my vote until you tell me what the male members of color guard will be wearing in place of our purple velour long sleeve mock turtlenecks paired tastefully with black, stretchy pants-that-aren’t-quite-leggings-but-surely-are-not-something-you’d-otherwise-wear.