Anybody else up for changing the Redskins to the White Devils? Have a characature of a European explorer slitting somebody’s throat. No less tasteless than the crap mascots we got now

Truly, that quote is one of the most valuable things to come out of MoGlo’s tenure at Jez. I find situations to use it in constantly.

mother. fucking. garbage. ass. racist. people.

Foreign national is a funny way to spell American Citizen.

Well I mean, we did find all of those Japanese spies when they put them into internment camps

I have a severe Steve Glutenburg allergy. It requires me to bring my own toaster.

Not really food related but my most recent celebrity encounter was in January with a Sex in the City actor. We were at a dinner with a group of clients, (he was with us), during dessert people were up and switching seats, so he sat beside our wonderful 19 yr old intern. He started touching her, whispering in her ear,…

I work at a multinational company. I have to say it pisses me off that my company can accommodate government mandated leave schemes in other countries but still opts to fuck over those of us in the States.

When a man and a woman are really in sync they get together sexually. Nine months later, you have a new kid on the block! A doctor will come and inspect babby, if its temperature is 98 degrees you can keep the babby!

my ex boyfriend refuses to give up the flip phone ( the sideways one with extended keyboard) for the exact same reason. SMH

Oh yahhhhhhh. I perfected that technique in high school.

Well damn. That’s the best reason for a flip phone ever. My mom has a slab for a phone. No flip, no slide, all slab.

I’ve shared my scary stories in past threads. I will just say that because of these scary story contests, when my SO and I were shopping to buy our first home, all I could think about was every story I’ve read over the years on this annual thread. As a result, his deal breakers were if the house didn’t have a…

I don't have the right undertones to do purples, and I'm sick to death of the "berry" shades that are always recommended to black people, but thank you!

Pointing out that an 18-year-old who commits murder is not automatically absolved from that murder based on his age is really not the same thing as saying his co-conspirators are innocent.

“Girl.”

I’ve never not loved a Man Booker Prize winning novel. Those folks on the committee just seem to get me.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT EAT PINKHAM YOU DON’T OWN ME

No idea, but it is really lovely, isn’t it? I’ve been searching for something exactly like that. I have one that’s close called “toast” but it’s definitely not as nice.