Never had Papa John’s but I definitely rank Domino’s below Pizza Hut. I haven’t had Little Caesar’s in a long time; depending on my mood I’d rank it around the Hut but honestly I can’t say if that’s just rose-tinted nostalgia for their soft chewy crusts.

OMG SHE’S ALSO FROM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SHE IS THE BEEEEEEEEESSST

What-fish-do-in-water lady and swimming hand motion Jersey girl should totally hang out. That would be a comedy duo for the ages.

I know exactly what fish do in water. That’s why I want to drink it.

Oh man, I was just telling this story on another website this week ironically enough.

In the Army, one time, I took a break from a ruck march. I popped off my kevlar helmet (it was HOT) and leaned back against a tree.

It’s a hypothetical testing Confucian principles.

That’s where good contracts and strong unions come in. In Ontario I got my 3 months maternity leave plus my 9 months parental leave (the 9 months can be split any way between parents, same or opposite sex) paid at 96% of my salary - 55% covered by the federal EI program (to which all employees and employers…

Even though California was first to pass a paid family leave law, it doesn’t mean that parents don’t lose money on leave. The state benefits max out at $1,104 per week, or $4,416 per month. That’s equivalent to about $52,992 a year. Anyone who makes more than $52,992 annually will be losing money while on family…

Holy fucknuts. That’s crazy. I mean, you can’t even take a puppy away from it’s mother until it’s what...8 weeks old? We need to do better with human babies and their mothers. I am very fortunate that I got not only all the time I wanted off (up to 12 weeks), but I got paid 100% up to 6 weeks. I chose to go back at…

I’ve always loved Pink and she’s never disappointed me.

As another commenter said awhile back, I’m team P!nk. She’s involved in none of this idiocy.

M’kay.

what is that refusing to move things to clean thing!!! THAT IS NOT CLEAN!

If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

Holy shit you white-washed this cast.

She’ll always be Eva Rodriguez to me.

Fuck Affleck, is Michael Vartan single?

I am so pleased you have finally given some airtime to our President, whose mastery of shade is as impressive as his mastery of the constitution. I would like to formally request an all-Obama session as he nears the end of his tenure. (Note I am assuming there will continue to be so much misuse of the word that the…