She was on American Idol and he has a song about butts.

Because there are simply not enough "the internet is a series of tubes" posts.

That hem length + boot height = crime against all human eyeballs. Seriously, how does she not see how stumpy and ungraceful that makes her look? I have no other objections to her outfit, but that one is a big one.

Another win for Mars Investigations. Neptune is a safer town. Everyone can sleep better and Veronica can go back to high school and decide between Duncan and Logan.

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's new commercial is one of my favorite things on TV. I just want to go hang out with them.

Please share details about where you're going/what you're doing/why you're leaving. I can't say I'm shocked - you ought to be selling out stadiums or writing generation-defining books that will make college required reading lists for decades to come - but this news is a huge blow. Like, I feel the way I did when Robin…

Lindy, I'm sure you won't see this because god knows if I were you I wouldn't wade into the comments section ever, but just know that I love you, love your work, and really credit you with explaining shit in really effective terms to me, someone who was very much a novice on everything when she started reading Jez.…

I kinda understand what hes saying. This might be hard to explain, but the feeling of cumming is more related to the contractions and release of tension, usually coupled with (at least in my case), an intense pinpoint of nerves firing near the head of the penis. The actual cumming part, the passage of semen, isnt…

Um...this guy is an asshole screw him, but let me elaborate on your question.

I've seen a little too much flip, pop application of Mao's face here in the West, too. Cut it out, people. He caused the death of millions.

This was a funny article, but the combo breaker remark made it hilarious.

What I find interesting about these youtube stars is how they completely subvert the Hollywood publicity machine and allow people of color to have an actual VOICE.

They already do. I think there was an article where they say that RyanHiga is estimated to earn $2 M per year from Youtube.

This isn't good service, but...I used to work at a Hallmark-esque card store. Male customers would frequently come in and request that I pick out a birthday or anniversary card for their wife/girlfriend/mistress (yes, they'd be that specific). Not "can you help me," but "just pick one out, doesn't matter what it…

My reaction would have ended up being over-the-top condescending. Starting with "oh, no, Sweetie" and ending with "now, remember: socks first, THEN shoes."

Heh, these comments (and on Gawker) are hilarious. It's okay to give a compliment to somebody 's clearly generous actions without throwing in a negative that completely undermines it.

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

Where is RuthSlayderGinsburg! ? I just noticed the old graphic someone drew up for you on GT is still on the Tumblr!

i lack the vocabulary and brains to sum up my deep gratitude and respect for Ms