Hell, you have Eric Shinseki and Dan Inouye (I forgot he used the old spelling) who were military heroes of mine. Dan Inouye was a badass. What about Steven Chu, the Nobelist? Michio Kaku, the popularist? Ellison Onizuka, whose statue I see regularly in LA Little Tokyo?

Yeah, those two names mean nothing. All of those people you named plus Ming Na, Kerri-Anne Inauba, Daniel Dae-Kim, Mindy Kaling, Lucy Liu, Margaret Cho, Amy Tan... not Tila and William Hong.

I think there's plenty more well-known Asian Americans than Tila Tequila for goodness' sake.

Biebs looks like a baby meerkat? You know what? That's rude. Really fucking rude.

Also: "WHAT are you?" FUCK YOU, BEIBER. I've never been asked if I'm Irish, or Polish, or German. So if someone doesn't look *perfectly* white or fit into your preconceived boxes you feel the need to ask WHAT she is.

THEN the beached whale comment. Ugh. I can't believe any girls look up to/make excuses for this kind…

Wait, are you are seriously bringing up MRA and gender relations on a damn cat video??? Time for bed.

YOU. DOWN IN FRONT. The one with all of the "social commentary on pets"
You're in the wrong theatre.
This is the place where we bask in the soothing retreat from the OTHER 8651 threads full of arguing.

NOW STFU AND LET US ENJOY OUR XANAX IN THE FORM OF PETS OVER HERE.

Christopher Plummer is judging the shit out of this right now.

"I'd never NOT be wearing a tiara. I'd have a special pooping tiara made out of Jared's "chocolate diamonds." I'd do it. I would. [E!]"

That fox deserves an Emmy nod. "Just the slightest distraction *glare at camera* can throw him off."

Somone in the editing room really earned their paycheck on that little bit.

You'll be expected to do the mendin' and the cleanin' in return for your keep, but she'll be kind to ya

My cat used to spin the lid of the dog food canister off... My bc/aussie mix probably taught her how. All the dogs would crowd around and wait to tip it over... It took me months to figure out what was happening.

Oh god, my poodle used to do something similar. He'd brace himself against the wall with one front paw, and hit it with the other. God forbid you'd lock the door, he'd just keep hitting it until the noise was so annoying that you would open it for him.

these dogs, this place...my idea of heaven

Say it with me: I DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHAT IS OFFENSIVE TO OTHERS.

Cool. I can hang it right next to my original Gacy.

Why won't she just install their goddamn window? God, what a self absorbed diva.

The kerning on that "awesome toy sale" text makes me want to cry. Seriously. Along with the fact that the periods make no. fucking. sense. (that's how it's done, random Target web designer).