So, while we are all bickering over who the real sexiest man alive is (answer: Benedict Cumberbatch), who's the sexiest man who ISN'T alive? My vote is Paul Newman.

The kid on the left looks like Maurice Chevalier and the baby on the right look like it's 25.

I....spent 8 hours outlining civ pro and just realized that I could have bought a commercial outline to save myself the trouble on 65% of it.

Imagine if their boss just decided to not pay them, or deduct their pay, and when their check came in the mail it had a little note saying something like "Great work, Barb! Unfortunately I can't pay you because I just really don't like or agree with religion and I noticed that you're a believer." This would be the…

Hrmmm...that restaurant is about 45 mins away from me....I think I'll need to stop by and leave a nice ass tip

From twitter #batkid. (NO IM NOT CRYING! IT'S ALLERGIES!) today is good.

I don't remember what video it's in, but there's a moment where he hikes up his utility belt and stands with his hands on his hips. I died a million deaths from adorableness.

The face may be funny, sure.

But that necklace? All business.

I can't be the only one who laughed the second I saw this face. I literally stifled a laugh, because his face is just... so hilarious.

...sorry, I was just trying to help!

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And let's not forget...

I'm starting to get singular errant grey hairs here and there. Honestly, I can't wait until my hair is over 50% grey so I can go full power bitch platinum.

Notice how even in an article about a woman going gray, he still manages to refer to her as a "girl".

Yeah, I'm thinking the distinctly "Western" look of this "Chinese Barbie Ling" is more than a bit of a turn off. You can't slap some vaguely oriental fabric and black hair on a doll and call it Chinese Barbie. Jeeezus.

Why isn't Maru the Prince??

I think it's far more confident for an older lady to wear her hair long even when it's grey. Agatha's Feather Bed style for life.