My ex's father would get drunk and talk about Pants Off Dance Off, which he would watch when he couldn't sleep. It was hilarious, and a bit uncomfortable.

Quote the section of this essay where I say "men are jerks."

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. it's all falling into place now. What goes best with maple syrup? WALNUTS, THATS WHAT! These crimes are totally linked. It's the maple walnut mafia for sure.

I feel like I accidentally stumbled upon cable access.

Gov. Davis, plz.

As shitty as it's been for black women, it's even worse for Asian Americans. As far as I know they have had only two players of Asian descent (Schneider and Armisen) and in the old days they even had the Production Designer Akira Yoshimura fill in for any Asian roles.

It's on 'Burt Is New And Still Learning All The Right Fancy Buttons To Push' time.

because watching daria daily is the only thing getting me through grad school

I am so humbled by the Edgar Allen Po'Boy that I feel like I should just quit Halloween.

What was the little girl? WHAT WAS IT?

Carrying around a bottle of Coco Mademoiselle in your handbag with an iPad and leather gloves is just a weepy email to Jolie for cleaning advice waiting to happen.

What the little girl is asking in the end is "Can I call you Daddy now?" It is very sweet.

I've got your fracking 'shopped toaster right here.

I hoped the open wind from the open window was moving the rocker and causing it to periodically set him off. Of course I worked very hard to convince myself of this because the idea of a live tickle me Elmo makes Chucky seem like a Care Bear.

Oh my god there's a facebook page. THERE ARE MORE PICTURES! ONE OF THEM IS CUDDLING A PUPPY.

Straight up, to the immigrant parent furniture behind him. Asian-Americans have a new hero.

Chris Koo, I'mma let you finish but this is the best Beyonce cover video of all time! (And seriously, all props to Chris Koo, your moves bring me serious joy)

Pssstttt, And this was posted on groupthink last friday-ish too.

Dear Brandon Wade,

NPR did a more in-depth article and interview with Ms. Price, which states that she doesn't like the title "My Harassers" that The Morning News gives the series of photos. It's a really interesting interview; the parts that were the most thought-provoking to me were that she asks the men if she can take their photo…