Her lipstick is everything I need, though. Makes me wanna aggressively sing Sussudio in her general direction.

Separated at birth?

I think Rachel McAdams looks amazing. Futuristic goddess! She can do no wrong.

I looked at the picture of Tracy Morgan's adorable baby, and immediately imagined her saying 'I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!' in a Tracy Jordan voice.

Brandi Glanville is getting her own television show about how hard it's been to get over Eddie Cibrian. Since their breakup. In 2009

We're not considered equal

Well, hello again, Harry Yum.

Apologies, the 7.5% fee was at Traveler's Joy. We signed up for both, then decided against either, but someone found our abandoned registry and gave us money through TJ anyway. A lovely gesture, but a little frustrating since we had decided not to do the honeymoon registry at all. I had even removed all our registry…

I think the "money-is-tacky" thing is probably of rich WASPy origin. Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt, and probably many other etiquette experts were of the WASPy old-money set (think Edith Wharton/Henry James). Talking about money was "vulgar," maybe because "everyone" was assumed to have it and be above the concerns of…

One reason I'm glad I married into a South Asian family. We were (literally) rolling in cash on the night of our honeymoon. Like, it was all on the bed. Nearly paid for the whole shindig.

The white population of America really needs to get on board with the red envelope.

I'm jealous of her face. Not just that she is good-looking but she looks...I dunno....fierce? Kinda smoldering or like she could give a really mean bitch face. I am the spitting image of Molly Ringwald (have gotten Amy Adams a few times) and I look so wholesome and corn fed that people do not take me seriously. Like…

Good news! I actually live in ABQ where they film (and live near a lot of crew too) and they are working on the Saul Goodman spin-off!

OMG WOULD YOU JUST AIR IT ALREADY

Here is how to look beautiful. No fake tan, fake nails, fake hair, fake boobs required. Stunning. She doesn't look like a xerox copy of everyone else out there. Girl crush alert! Girl crush alert!

Someone needs to explain to me why nothing happens when I throw my money at the screen.

You know, I don't think it's surprising that Mark and Chelsie are among the most successful SYTYCD alumni. That was just a really great performance.

Love.