"Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."

OMG. You hyphenated Jay Z. I THINK YOU JUST BROKE THE LAW.

It's got ladies, but with the except of Rihanna, it's a pretty damn white list*. Which is interesting to me because theoretically, this is culled directly from the top 100 list, just filtering for age, except that for some reason, Forbes included celebrity athletes in the top 100 list, but when listing just the top…

I made you a venn diagram to simplify it for you:

5/8! But only because I tried to base it off what bits of clothing I could see him wearing, and make judgment calls about when what was in fashion. I just totally blocked out his face. Because it was unhelpful for the quiz-taking purposes.

6/8!

I was 4/8 on Pharell and 11/15 on Paul Rudd, but now I want to play this game for every famous person. And maybe some of my friends. Love it!

dude it was so hard

Now I'm actually gonna click on the link...

Four! I'm a genius!

I'm Scottish, and I understood her just fine when I listened to a section of her testimony where she was asked endlessly to repeat what she had said (which she did, far more patiently than I would be able to). What she says is perfectly understandable, even to someone like me who has very little experience of hearing…

Because of course he did.

Oh my goodness, y'all. I was in the senate chamber until we were starting to get cleared, which was probably around 12:30AM? I can't articulate how incredible it was. This is the stuff you read about in 9th grade American History and don't quite grasp the gravity of until you find yourself a part of it. My hands are…

"The people can't come and create so much of a ruckus that we can't do our job," said state Sen. Dan Patrick, R-Houston.

Probably after Harry. The rest aren't as cute. I mean, Liam is nice, but no. And Zayn is a silly spelling. hahaha! Seriously, just kidding. Sorry. Tired. Don't mind me.

I WIN!

I am about to go to my rep's website, and I am reasonably sure he voted for this shite. I just want to know how he reconciles voting FOR this and being AGAINST universal background checks for gun purchases. Not that he'll respond with anything other than boilerplate, but why not ask?

I once used some of a roommate's Miracle Whip without checking the expiration date and spent the next two days unable to do anything but expel things from my body. That was stupid.

Meher Ahmad - shame! You and I both know that Aamir Khan is the most crush worthy! And he is very much against pre-natal diagnostic testing.

The fact that they are within their legal rights to expel her doesn't count against their assholery for actually doing it. In any case, she didn't "come out" exactly. She confided in a counselor and the counselor narc'ed her.

This. I am so afraid of this. We're talking about maaaaaybe starting to try for a baby soonish, but I'm really ambivalent about the whole process and I'm totally not normal so I'm really afraid I'm going to hate the whole entire thing and be really resentful of everyone who is like 'it's so magical!1!!'